Thieves' Gang of Justice/Script

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 * Rickard: Wooow! So this is the fabled palace. They say it's been standin' for a millennium. It's huuuuge! Hey Lena. There must be a millennium's worth of treasure inside.
 * Lena: ...Rickard, must you continue your thieving ways?
 * Rickard: Are you kiddin' me? Don't forget we're NOBLE thieves. We put our lives on the line stealin' not for our own pockets, but so we can shower the poor with gold!
 * Lena: B-But...
 * Rickard: Hmm, I guess a palace of this size will be absolutely teemin' with guards. It ain't gonna be easy sneakin' in. Well, Lena. I'll go and scout for a bodyguard, so you just wait here for a moment. I'll be riiiight back!
 * Lena: Oh, please don't be long!
 * Bandit: Well hello there lovie, how's about you an' I share a moment together? Y'know what I mean?
 * Lena: P-Please, leave me alone! I'm waiting here for someone.
 * Bandit: C'mon, even a littl' moment would do.
 * Lena: N-No! Let go of me!
 * Navarre: Hey. You... Release this woman.
 * Bandit: Who's there? This ain't got nothin' to do with ya!
 * Navarre: I see... Then, I have no choice.
 * Bandit: H-h-hey... You kiddin', right? W-wait, don't tell me you're... Navarre...! S-somebody, save meee!
 * Navarre: ...
 * Lena: So you are Navarre, sir? My name is... Lena. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
 * Navarre: ...It's dangerous here. Be careful.
 * Lena: Oh, Navarre! Please, wait a moment. Ah, err... I wonder if you would agree to be our bodyguard?
 * Navarre: Bodygaurd?
 * Lena: Yes. We, er, have our reasons, so we've been looking for somebody capable to be our bodyguard.
 * Navarre: ...I'm expensive.
 * Lena: I-if it's gold you want, then Rickard should be able to... Oh no, I mean... How expensive? I don't have much gold on hand... However, we need more help if we are to save the people in the village...
 * Navarre: ...Fine, tell me the details.
 * Lena: Ah! Thank you, Navarre!
 * Rickard: Heeey! You alright? It's just a light wound, pull yourself together!
 * Castor: W-water...


 * Rickard: You want water? Here ya go!

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 * Castor: Slurrrrrrrp. Ahhhh...!
 * Rickard: Ugh, you're kinda dirty. Hey, you alright?
 * Castor: Huff... Thanks. Me name is Castor. You are?
 * Rickard: I'm Rickard. You're not gonna live long if you stay in a place like this. What happened to ya?
 * Castor: I desperately needed gold for me mother and young siblings back home. When I heard there'd be people willin' to hire me in this city, I came here without thinkin' to eat or drink...
 * Rickard: Hmm, I gotcha. Oh, in that case, why doncha join us? We'll have gold if everythin' goes well.
 * Castor: Really? Then, let me come along!
 * Lena: Rickard! Are you there, Rickard!
 * Rickard: Eh? Lena! Len... What the? Err, who's that guy with you?
 * Lena: Rickard, this is Navarre. He rescued me from a tricky situation.
 * Navarre: ...
 * Rickard: Whoa, he's mighty scary! Oh right, Lena. I found someone willin' to join us.
 * Castor: I am Castor, a Hunter. Rickard saved me life.
 * Rickard: Saved your life? C'mon you're exaggeratin'!
 * Lena: Teehee. Rickard, it seems that I have misunderstood you. I was unaware of how thieves operate, so I thought that they were all bad people. But you're different aren't you? You desperately seek gold, but only so you can save people. Am I right?
 * Rickard: W-well, sorta! Y-yeah, it's something like that. Hahaha...
 * Castor: I-I need gold for me ill mother...
 * Navarre: You guys... Better not be lying... Or I'll slice your tongues off.
 * Rickard: Ah-ahahahahaha... A-anyway, we have enough people now. I reckon it's time we set up a plan!
 * Rickard: Here, this is a rough sketch of the palace