Anna on the Run/Script

Opening
Lloyd: Urrrrr! Did Anna turn up anywhere, Llewellyn?

Llewelyn: Ablast, Lloyd, she has not. I've seen neither hide nore hair of her.

Lloyd: Mow me down, Llewelyn, obviously if she'd hiding you won't see her hair. Quit being so harebrained, or I'll give you a hiding, silver me flinders.

Llewelyn: Sorry, Lloyd. I only took my eyes off her for a second, I swear.

Lloyd: How does she keep hornswiggling us? It's like she's in several places at once...

Llewelyn: A gal like that would make a good addition to the crew, I bet.

Lloyd: You've got that right, my brother. If only we could get her to sit still for a parlor...

(Anna emerges from the stairway next to them)

Anna: *sigh* Give up now, boys, and save yourself the trouble. I can run rings around the two of you, and you know it.

Llewelyn: Urrrrr! She's right, my brother. We'd need a whole pirate crew to pin her down.

Lloyd: Lucky for us, my brother, that we happen to have one on call. She'll go on recount before the day's through—I swear on Jaunty Skeet!

Anna: "Urrr"? "Go on recount"? You're the saddest excuse for pirates I've ever heard. Why, you can't don't even know Shanty Pete's true name!

(The "pirate crew" surrounds them)

Llewelyn: Meet Llars, Llucas, Llincoln, Llogan, Lleland, and Llamar.

Lloyd: While not forgetting Llouis, Llyle, Lliam, Lluther, Llester, and Tom.

Anna: It's unsettling how much you all look alike. Not that I'm one to talk.

Llewelyn: Ablast, miss, you're outgunned. Surrender, and you can be the first sister in the fam.

Lloyd: Yoo hoo hoo! It's a pirate's life for you, little lady!

Anna: Ugh...it's "you ho ho", you buffoon. And I'm sorry, but my services don't come cheep. If you can\t pay the price, stop window-shopping and get out of here!

Female Avatar
(Jakob and Avatar rush onto the scene)

Jakob: Lady Avatar. We have a problem. Someone is being assailed by thieves over there!

Avatar: Here?! Gods, is nowhere safe for the common folk?

Jakob: Oh, there are many such places. This particular place, regrettably, seems to be in the midst of a notorious thieves' den. They've made several lucrative scores recently and have quite the reputation. Not for their prowess as highwaymen, mind you... More for their unfortunate attempt at pirate cant, and also because they're identical.

Avatar: You can't be serious. My goodness...you actually were.

Jakob: Everytime one thinks one has seen it all, hmm?

Avatar: Be that as it may, this is no time to stand in awe of the mysteries of the universe. There's a person who needs our help!

Jakob: Understood. To arms, everyone!