Roster Rescue/Script

Chrom
"Who knew we had a roster? And from the sounds of it, quite a scandalous one... Well, my army's reputation is MY reputation. I have to get that book back!"

- Chrom's pre-battle Quote

The Avatar
"Why'd they have to take the roster? Of all the rotten luck... Our enemies could use that information for any number of nefarious purposes... Well, I'm going to get it back. And from now on, I'm taking better care of it!"

- The Avatar's pre-battle quote

Frederick
{{Quote|I may have been sleeping, but still—the book was stolen on my watch. Perhaps had I not stayed up half the night sketching designs for Chrom's new poster... Nevertheless, the time for redemption has come. Prepare to hand over that roster!

Sully
"Don't try to intimidate me with gossip. I'm a respectably lady, dammit. And no matter what that thing says, I assure you I'm a fine cook! Now gimme back that roster before I shove it up your undead exit pipe!"

- Sully's pre-battle quote.

Virion
"A secret is naught but a sweet discovery by another name. And...perhaps you have made some "sweet discoveries" about our ladies? I am all ears. ...Hmm? Why are you glaring at me? I have the noblest of intentions!"

- Virion's pre-battle quote.

Vaike
"The Vaike isn't afraid of this cloak-and-dagger nonsense. You want to know a dirty secret? I'll tell you a dirty secret: the Vaike doesn't HAVE any secrets! Har har!"

- Vaike's pre-battle quote

Stahl
"I hope you didn't read that book. ...I mean, not that I should care. I'm the most forgettable Shepherd around. My page is probably blank. Gods, that might be the most depressing secret of them all..."

- Stahl's pre-battle quote.

Miriel
"How opprobrious of me to overlook a book while cataloguing our library. And how utterly vexing that YOU be privy to its knowledge and not me! Once we have recovered this "roster," I intend to see it managed more carefully"

- Miriel's pre-battle quote

Sumia
"I don't care one bit what saucy tales are written about me... But I won't stand for you spreading nasty rumors about my comrades! Return the roster or face my wrath! I mean it!"

- Sumia's pre-battle quote.

Lon'qu
"I haven't got any secrets you could possibly use against me. So it matters not what you—hmm? ...Why are you grinning like that? WHAT DID YOU READ?!"

- Lon'qu's pre-battle quote.

Panne
"If word gets out that a taguel has survived, the men who killed my kind may return. I cannot put my comrades in danger for harboring me. The secret dies with you."

- Panne's pre-battle quote.

Cordelia
"So what fascinating secrets have you uncovered about me? It says I'm compensating with this breastplate, doesn't it? ...Well, that's one secret I'm afraid you're going to have to take back to the grave!"

- Cordelia's pre-battle quote.

Olivia
"Don't tell me ALL of you Risen have peeked at that book? No... This is mortifying! How can I possibly go on living? Well...if this is the end, then I'm taking you with me! All of you!"

- Olivia's pre-battle quote

Cherche
"My, my... You Risen might be the most adorable I've yet seen. But it's not very lovable to run off with other people's secrets, now is it? I'm afraid Minerva and I may just have to get stern with you..."

- Cherche's pre-battle quote.

Henry
"Aww, you peeked at the roster? Now you must know all my perverted little secrets. That's not fair! You'll just have to tell me YOUR secrets... like how much you'll shriek when you die!"

- Henry's pre-battle quote.