Gaius/Awakening Quotes

Recruitment

 * Chrom: Drop your weapon, or die where you stand!
 * Gaius: Easy there, blue blood. I'm not here to hurt anyone.
 * Chrom: ...Yet you run with a band of assassins?
 * Gaius: Believe it or not, just trying to make a living. I'm a thief, see? Bust open doors, crack into chests...that kind of thing. This lot said they wanted to break into some type of vault. Nobody said anything about murder. I'd just as soon sit this one out.
 * Chrom: Hmm... Then perhaps you'd be willing to prove your good intentions?
 * Gaius: Beg pardon?
 * Chrom: We need all the help we can get to save the exalt's life. You appear capable, and we could use any information you have about our foes.
 * Gaius: Oh, right —those good intentions. Fine, then, I'll prove my sincerity...if you sweeten the deal.
 * Chrom: You want gold? ...Fine, you scoundrel. Let me just—oops.
 * Gaius: Looks like you dropped something. What's in the satchel, mmm?
 * Chrom: Nothing—candies from my little sister. I'm sure you—
 * Gaius: "Candies"? As in, sugar candies?
 * Chrom: Well...yes, I assume they'd be sweet? But—
 * Gaius: IT'S A DEAL!
 * Chrom: You'll risk your life for us if I give you...a bag of candy?
 * Gaius: I said "sweeten the deal", didn't I? Don't get me wrong, I'll take the gold too. Later. Unless you've got more of these. ...Have you got more of these?!
 * Chrom: Um... I'll ask Lissa.

Event Tiles

 * "What is this? Candy? Not candy?" (item)
 * "I snuck in some practice, but I could use a sugar boost in a big bad way." (weapon exp)
 * "I don't care what they say, stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as it sounds." (exp)

Asking - Normal

 * "If I give you a cookie, can we team up during the coming battle?" (team up)
 * "So, what do you do in your spare time? Could you go on a cookie run for me?" (free time)
 * "Say, you got any big dreams?" (dreams)
 * "Why so happy? Did you score some cakes? Maybe a box of chocolates?" (happy)

Replying - Normal

 * "Sure. Just promise you'll reward me in gold...or better yet, snacks!" (team up)
 * "I gather honey in the forest. Wanna see my bee stings?" (free time)
 * "I drew up the blueprint to a gingerbread house once. ...Did I just say that out loud?" (dreams)
 * "Nope. I always smile when I'm chewing. Hey, you want some of these bonbons?" (happy)

Asking - Married

 * "I love you more than pudding, (name). There, I said it." (love)
 * "(name), you're as cute as a bonbon. Even the fancy kind!" (compliment)
 * "You're safe with me, (name). I won't ever let anything happen to you." (promise)
 * "Whatcha got there, (name)? Is it dessert? Don't hold out on me." (gift)

Replying - Married

 * "That's sweet of you to say. And I like sweet. Guess I picked the right lady!" (love)
 * "You're not the first to fall for me, but you're the only one I've cared about back." (compliment)
 * "Don't worry about me. I'll find a way to keep breathing just as long as you need me." (promise)
 * "Ah, damn. So much for keeping it a secret. Here. I, uh, baked this for you yesterday." (gift)

Asking - Child

 * "(name), what were the confection...Er, conditions like in the future?" (story)
 * "Need anything, (name)? Your pop's got a knack for wish fulfillment." (gift)
 * "Everything all right, (name)? If you're tired, eat something sweet." (concern)
 * "Let's spar, (name). If you sting like a bee, I'll teach ya how to collect honey." (train)

Replying - Child

 * "Nah, you're imagining it. Anyway, nothing a freshly baked pie won't fix!" (concern)
 * "Well, why not bake me something sweet? You can bake, right? ...RIGHT?" (gift)
 * "As long as we get to have cupcakes after, I'm game." (train)
 * "Wanna hear about my past? That'll cost ya some... Oh, you brought cookies! You take after your old man. Mmm... *crunch* Wow. These are so good, I might just talk to you for free next time!" (story)

Level Up

 * "Someone should reward me for this! (6+ stats up)
 * "A little sugar in my tank, and watch out!" (4-5 stats up)
 * "Sweet." (2-3 stats up)
 * "Ugh. That was bland." (0-1 stat up)
 * "I've climbed this ladder to its top most rung." (0-1 stats up, most capped)

Class Change

 * "I'll wear any pockets... as long as you line 'em."

Armory

 * "Is this the sweets shop? ... Hey, you lied to me!" (buying)
 * "I demand 10% of the take for, uh, sugary diversions." (selling)
 * "You can use an anvil, sure. But can you use an oven?" (forging)

Alone

 * "No... No! That pastry I pilfered got all crumbled in my pocket!" (misc)
 * "A little sugar has really got my brain spinning again, and I got energy to spare!" (surge)

Greetings - Normal

 * "Good morning, (Name). You here for snack time?" (morning)
 * "Hello, (Name). You, uh...know where the snacks are?" (midday)
 * "Evening, (Name). You think the five-second rule applies to sweets?" (evening)
 * "(Name), it's late. No more snacking until tomorrow ." (night)
 * "Happy birthday, (Name). ...Can I have a piece of cake?" (birthday)

Greetings - Married

 * "Hello, (Name). Had your morning dose of sugar yet?" (morning)
 * "Hello, (Name). When's snack time? It's now, right?" (midday)
 * "Hello, (Name). You should see the sweet goods I scored." (evening)
 * "Hello, (Name). Don't forget your bedtime snack." (night)
 * "Happy birthday, (Name). ...Can I have a piece of cake?" (birthday)

Roster
''A cool and capable Ylissean thief who will take any job for the right price. He is absolutely obsessed with sweets and hides 50 varieties of "emergency snacks" in his cloak. The most frequent nosebleeder. Born on January 2nd.''

Help Description
A formidable Ylissean thief with a soft spot for sugar.

Confession
"Baby, you're a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream. I'm gonna steal your heart on a daily basis."

- Gaius' confession quote.

Final Chapter
"Up and at ‘em, Avatar! One dragon oughta be a piece of cake!"

- Gaius' final chapter quote

"And so ends another contract. ...Sweet, sweet victory."

- Gaius' quote after Grima was defeated by Chrom

"I still have a few sweet rewards left for you, my love. Don't go running away just yet."

- Gaius reassuring the Avatar for their choice if he is her husband.

"If Avatar's anythin' like me, he/she won't check out just 'cause a job is done. Gotta collect on all the sweet rewards, right?"

- Gaius' quote after the Avatar's sacrifice of killing Grima

The Golden Gaffe Pre-Battle
"*Sigh* Beaten at my own game of thievery. I'll never live this down... And why'd you have to go and take my sweets, too? Take my gold, but leave the sugary stuff alone, damn you!"

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

EXPonential Growth Pre-Battle
"Just between you and me? I've robbed a village or two myself, before... I totally get where you're coming from. Er, except for the whole veggies thing. Unfortunately, these guys are paying me to have a double standard. Tough luck!"

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Infinite Regalia Pre-Battle
"This can't be any ordinary treasure if they've posted thirty-six guards. Mmm... Maybe it's a muffin with a gold leaf on the top. Or wait! A cake studded with rainbow jewels! ...EDIBLE rainbow jewels! Oh, gods, let me at it!"

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Death's Embrace Pre-Battle
"Crivens, this joint sure is gruesome... I've sat in jails more savory than this. And the smell of blood... Well, don't worry, pal. I'll put you out of your misery once and for all."

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Five-Anna Firefight Pre-Battle
"C'mon, did you really need to materialize in a lava field? You've caused all my sweets to melt! This stuff isn't cheap, you know. My gingersnaps cry for blood!"

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Roster Rescue Pre-Battle
"You probably read the roster, right? Tell me everything you know. Do we have talented cake chefs? Any secret heirs to a cookie fortune? Talk, damn you! These are things I must know!"

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Summer Scramble Pre-Battle
"Hey, if you're gonna pick a spot to plunder, you could do much worse... You've got sun, surf...all that lip-smacking fruit ripe for the plucking... ...Wait, what am I saying? I think the heat here is starting to get to me..."

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Hot-Spring Scramble Pre-Battle
"So this is a hot spring, huh? Always wanted to case one of these. I bet they've got a whole bevy of candies and cakes for souvenirs. Hear that? You're cutting into my taste-testing time. Time to die."

- Gaius's pre-battle quote.

Dual Support

 * "After you."
 * "You doing this?"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Hang in there."
 * "I'm feeling this one."
 * "Right then."
 * "Ok! Ok!"
 * "I gotcha!"
 * "Wow. Fun."
 * "Do we have to?"

Dual Strike

 * "Guess who!"
 * "Where's your flavor?"
 * "Who wants seconds!?"
 * "Lunch time!"
 * "Just for you!"

Dual Guard

 * "So close!"
 * "Rejected!"

Defeated Enemy

 * "Sweet."
 * "That was tasty."
 * "Ha."

Partner Defeated Enemy

 * "Thanks."
 * "Niiice."
 * "Congrats."

Critical

 * "Like candy from a babe!"
 * "What a cupcake!"
 * "So long, sucker!"
 * "Piece of cake!"

Defeated

 * "Su...gar..."

Death/Retreat
"Nngh... Damn and double damn... I hate when things...go sour..."

- Gaius' death quote in Chapter 6

"Didn't see...that coming... No more...sweets for me..."

- Gaius' death quote. (classic mode)

"Crivens. Got careless and paid the price. Time to beat feet outta here..."

- Gaius' retreat quote (casual mode)