Laslow/Fates Quotes

Chapter 12 (Birthright)
"Hey! Don't look at me like that!"

- Laslow's pre battle quote

Vs. Avatar

 * Avatar: "Who are you? I don't remember you from the castle..."
 * Laslow: "Oh, that's too bad. I've always had the highest opinion of you. I'm Laslow, one of Lord Xander's retainers."
 * Avatar: "And I suppose you're here to stop me like the others.."
 * Laslow: "Yes, per Lord Xander's orders. It does seem unfortunate."
 * Avatar: *sigh*

Defeated
"Blast. I hope Xander doesn't restrict my leisure time for this..."

- Laslow's defeat quote

"Damn... I couldn't avoid that in time! I'm sorry, everyone... I must retreat..."

- Laslow's retreat quote in Hidden Truths 2

Pre-Battle Quote
"My duty is to protect Lord Xander and the kingdom of Nohr, in that order. May the gods have mercy on anyone who stands against me."

- Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Defeated
"Haha! *cough* *cough* Sorry, friends... I won't be able to... return with you..."

- Laslow's defeat/dying quote.

Pre-Battle Quote
"Um... My name is Laslow. I'm sorry we had to meet this way. However, as Lord Xander's retainer, I must remove anyone in his path. Hey, why are you staring? Stop it! It's embarrassing me..."

- Enemy Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Defeated
"Why are you getting in our way? Do you know something we don't?"

- Enemy Laslow's defeat quote.

Castle Grounds

 * "Lord Xander expects a lot from me... I must do my best not to disappoint." (idle)
 * "Thanks for stopping to chat for a bit!" (idle)
 * "WAAAH! Oh...hi. I was just dancing. A bit. I, um, thought I was alone." (idle)
 * "Ah, hello, Lady Avatar! Would you perhaps consider tea for two?" (idle)
 * "Ah, if it isn't Lady Avatar! We should spend some time together today." (idle)
 * "I'm in fine form today. So fine, in fact, I think my popularity might soar!" (surge)
 * "Oh, someone's dropped something. Could it have belonged to a young lady?" (found item)
 * "Let's fight together during the next battle. Together we can conquer anything!" (team up initiation)
 * "I would love that! I'm looking forward to it." (team up reply)
 * "I love to dance whenever I can. But don't we all?" (hobby response)
 * "I do like to look sharp for the ladies, so please -- pick something good, all right?" (accessory gift ask)
 * "You picked this out just for me? Thank you, Lord/Lady Avatar!" (Accessory Gift given)
 * "HUH?! Oh my. Oh no. I don't really get the joke, but my face is all red..." (Accessory Gift, Bath Towel)
 * "Wh-what? Why are you giving this to me? I won't be able to perform the Awakening!" (Accessory Gift, Emblem Shield)
 * "Wow, this mask brings back some really great memories! Can I try it on? Please?!" (Accessory Gift, Butterfly Mask)
 * "What in the... Are you serious? This even stinks like a bear!" (Accessory Gift, Bear Hat)
 * "Just looking at this gives me the most unwelcome, unpleasant feeling." (Accessory Gift, Dragon Feather)
 * "I don't want to be accused of being all flash and no substance. Never mind..." (accessory gift refused)
 * "Oh, a traveler! Give me a call if you'd like someone to keep you company." (visiting another castle)

Private Quarters
"I'm planning to chat up some girls later. Mind if I run some lines by you?"

- Friendship invite quote

"Did Odin leave his notebook in here again? Come on! Let's read it!"

- Friendship invite quote

"Welcome home. Let me give you a squeeze!"

- Upon returning to the avatar's private quarters (married)

"At last! You've returned. Let me sweep you off your feet..."

- Upon returning to the avatar's private quarters (married)

"Welcome home, Avatar. Being here with you is like a wonderful daydream..."

- Upon returning to the avatar's private quarters (married)

"This is the happiest I've felt in a long time. Do you mind if I hold you for a while?"

- After romantic bonding/changing hairstyle


 * "I've never been so close to someone. It's a little embarrassing... Maybe we should cuddle until I feel better."
 * "I love you, sweet princess. No matter what happens, I promise to look after you for the rest of forever."
 * "From the bottom of my heart and across space and time, thank you for being my darling wife."

Armory
"Please, enter! I will do my best to find you the best partner for battle."

- When entering his shop

"Am I allowed to buy gear while I'm on duty?"

- Buying weapons for him while he's working

"I can't abuse my position as a shopkeeper"

- Selling weapons for him while he's working

"Need something else? I'm here to help."

- Before leaving his shop

Goods
"Just browsing here is so much fun!"

- When buying something for him

"It's embarrassing to sell something so well worn."

- When selling his items

Smithy
"I will forge what you need. How sad that I must use our pretty ore!"

- When entering the smithy

"Will I have a deft touch, forging my own weapon?"

- When forging his weapon when he is the smith

"May I request a more dazzling weapon?"

- When forging his weapon

Lottery Shop
"I love hanging out here, I get to find out what everyone wins!"

- When entering the shop

"I do hate being the bearer of bad news. But it could have been better..."

- Upon winning a poor prize

"Well done! It's a good prize. Try tomorrow for something even better!"

- Upon wining a decent prize

"Congratulations! You've won-big time! You'll never forget this day, will you?"

- Upon wining the jackpot

Arena
"There's no way I can fight here! There are too many people watching..."

- Before fighting in the arena

"I can't let you go into the arena alone. Please, let me fight by your side!"

- Partnering up with someone

"Heehee, I'm so happy that I might just start dancing around!"

- After a victory in the arena

Accessory Shop
"Feel free to look around. These accessories also make fine gifts."

- When entering the shop

"Need something else? I'm here to help."

- Before leaving the shop

Mess Hall
"This may come as a surprise, but I'm no slouch in the kitchen."

- When entering the mess hall

"Wait just one minute!"

- When about to prepare the food

"Here ya go! Go on... Try it! I can't wait to hear what you think!"

- When serving the food

"This is incredible. Whoever made this is going to be the most popular chef around!"

- After eating good food

"*sniff* What's that rotten smell? I probably shouldn't eat this..."

- After eating bad food

"Need something else? I'm here to help."

- Before leaving the mess hall

Prison
"It's very isolated down here. I talk to the prisoners whenever I can."

- When entering

Einherjar Shop
"It's fun to buy Einherjar, but it's also sad because they don't have feelings."

- When entering the shop

Hot Springs
"Hey, I wouldn't mind you getting in here, but I think it's against the rules."

- When a female avatar enters (not married)

"Huh? You want to join me? Sure, I'm OK with it if you are."

- When a female avatar enters (married)

Gathering Spots
"After a long day of mining, you're a sight for sore eyes. Here, have some ore!"

- Spoken to at the mine

"It’s true! I’m a lover of bread, but I’ve been known to flirt with rice."

- When spoken to at the rice field

"Nice to meet you, traveler. Our food is sure to bring a smile to your face."

- Spoken to at a food gathering spot (visiting another castle)

"Hello there! Here, why don't you take this ore. Maybe it will remind you of your trip!"

- Spoken to at the mine (visiting another castle)

Confession
"I love you, and only you. Your smile makes life worth living. I promise to keep you safe...''and I swear, I'll stay by your side, always."

Roster
''A mercenary serving Xander in Nohr. His homeland and history are unknown. A friendly flirt, he is actually quite shy. He aims to be a dancer someday and is quite good. The biggest night owl. Born on 8/7.''

Help Description
''Xander's shy and enigmatic retainer with a flair for philandering and dancing. ''

Beach Brawl Pre-Battle
"My, my! I can only imagine the sights on display up and down the beach. Lord Xander would be such a fortunate fellow to see such delights. First things first, I need to put a stop to your nonsense. Only then can Lord Xander relax. And my, does he need to!"

- Laslow's pre-battle quote

"I was hoping Lord Xander...would tell me all... about those tropical sights."

- When defeated

Boo Camp Pre-Battle
"Attention, ladies! Yours truly is about to sally forth into battle! ... Hmph. It's not as much fun when no one is watching..."

- Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Museum Melee Pre-Battle
"Now, now. No need to be so selfish about our weapons. Any ladies among you lot? Perhaps we can just talk this out over tea. No?"

- Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Ghostly Gold Pre-Battle
"My, my! All nighters are rough— even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that pillow talk? I heard such fascinating secrets!"

- Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Level Up

 * "If I keep this up, the ladies will surely riot!" (4-5 Stats up)
 * "Well, that was disappointing..." (2-3 Stats up)
 * "S-stop staring! I'll do better next time..." (0-1 Stats up)

Class Change
"Do I look cool like this? I think I do..."

Dual Support

 * "I'll be strong for you."
 * "I won't let you down!"
 * "I will protect you."
 * "We're not alone."
 * "I'll help!"
 * "I won't leave you."
 * "Come on, smile for me!"
 * "Let's end this here!"
 * "We'll be just fine!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "I won't leave you!"

Dual Strike

 * "Stay strong!"
 * "It's not over yet!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Watch this!"
 * "How about a two-step?"

Dual Guard

 * "You alright?!"
 * "I won't allow it!"
 * "Just in time!"

Critical/Skill

 * "Stop staring at me!"
 * "Shall we dance?"
 * "You're not going to like this."
 * "You're right where I want you!"

Defeated Enemy

 * "Why am I feeling shy now?"
 * "I hope some girls are watching."
 * "Whew... it's over now."
 * "Well, that's that."
 * "Learn some new steps."

Partner Defeated Enemy/Healed

 * "Nice moves!"

Defeated by Enemy
''I'm a lover... not a.. fighter...''

Death/Retreat Quotes
"...Well, shoot. This is a pretty deep wound. Sorry, Lord Xander... I need to fall back..."

- Laslow's retreat quote (casual)

Vs. Lucina

 * Laslow: "Hm? Why, behold a fair maiden standing near! Care to chat? How about we slip off for a lovely stroll—just you and I."
 * Lucina: "Inigo?!"
 * Laslow: "Huh? Lucina?!"
 * Lucina: "Right! Yes! It's me! But why are you in this world?"
 * Laslow: "Why? I could ask the same of you! By the by, could you do me the favor of not calling me by...that name?"
 * Lucina: "Ever the man of intrigue, aren't you? Oh, you haven't changed a bit. And to be asked off for a dalliance with you—how flattering. Tell you what. If you win, I'll gladly go off with you."
 * Laslow: "Hmm. Really, Lucina? You're not just toying with me? All right then. I'll win that stroll fair and square. I do have a few questions I'd like to put to you in private. Are you truly the Lucina I know? You're as beautiful as she..."
 * Lucina: "I didn't quite catch that."
 * Laslow: "Never mind. Brace yourself, fair maiden of mystery!"

Vs. Robin

 * Laslow: "..."
 * Robin: "What's wrong? Have you lost your interest in this battle?"
 * Laslow: "No, not at all. Merely taking a moment to...observe my opponent. Let us continue. Though I'm not sure I can fight my best against...you."
 * Robin: "Ha! What a line! But I'm not fooled. This is just some sort of ruse."
 * Laslow: "It's true! You saw right through it, as if...you've known me forever. ... (I can do this... Old friend or not) (I must battle my best!)"

Before Awakening
Speaking to Chrom:
 * Laslow: I know it isn't the same time as when I left, but it still feels so good to be back. So good in fact, it makes me want to dance one of my mother's dances! La la la...


 * Chrom: You're quite an excellent dancer.
 * Laslow: What the—?! Ah, hello, Chr— Err, I mean... You're Chrom, right?
 * Chrom: Indeed I am. Who are you?
 * Laslow: My name's... Laslow.
 * Chrom: Laslow, huh? It's not often we see such a skilled dancer around here.
 * Laslow: It's a hobby, really. I wouldn't call myself a professional by any means.
 * Chrom: Really? But you're so graceful.
 * Laslow: Thank you very much! I get embarrassed easily, and I don't want to be remembered... by you...
 * Chrom: That's... a bit strange. But I can respect it if you want me to leave. I apologize for bothering you.
 * Laslow: Oh, wait! Can I ask you one thing before you go?
 * Chrom: What's that?
 * Laslow: If you meet a woman one day... One who dances like me, maybe... If you meet her, could you tell her that she's an inspiration to me? Please? And that I wish all the happiness in the world for her and her family?
 * Chrom: I... suppose I can do that, as strange as such a request is. You actually think I'll meet such a woman?
 * Laslow: I'd bet my life savings that you will.
 * Chrom: That's some confidence. All right, I promise. But in return, promise me you won't give up on your dancing and that someday... you'll come back here to entertain us all.
 * Laslow: I promise.

Beach Brawl
As the battle begins:
 * Xander: Let's do this. Peri, Laslow— I will expect your best. No slacking.
 * Laslow: My, my! I would never rest on my laurels, milord. I will dance circles around the competition to win your prize.
 * Peri: I never lose.
 * Xander: Very well. I think that says it all. You both do seem eager to win the day— more than usual.
 * Peri: Of course. I live to serve. Just bring me pretty-pretty seashells!
 * Laslow: And sketch a beach beauty for me! Don't skimp on the details!
 * Xander: What...? Oh, never mind. To battle! But we will discuss this another time.