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(Opening Dialogue)
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: '''[[Olivia]]:''' Here. Have some water.
 
: '''[[Olivia]]:''' Here. Have some water.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Thank you, Olivia. You're a lifesaver.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Thank you, Olivia. You're a lifesaver.
: '''Olivia:''' Oh, hardly. I just flail around and pretend to dance, mostly. Anyway, I've started looking for new ways to be useful.
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: '''Olivia:''' Oh, hardly. I just flail around and pretend to [[dance]], mostly. Anyway, I've started looking for new ways to be useful.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Your dancing is spectacular! It never fails to pick me up.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Your dancing is spectacular! It never fails to pick me up.
 
: '''Olivia:''' Ha! I dance like a ham someone rolled down the stairs. Just thinking of people watching me makes me cringe...
 
: '''Olivia:''' Ha! I dance like a ham someone rolled down the stairs. Just thinking of people watching me makes me cringe...
: '''[[Chrom]]:''' We're near the bandit's camp, Avatar. They've ravaged surrounding towns with impunity for too long. It ends today.
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: '''[[Chrom]]:''' We're near the bandit's camp, ''Avatar''. They've ravaged surrounding towns with impunity for too long. It ends today.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Right.
 
: '''Avatar:''' Right.
   
''The scene transitions to [[Inigo]] and a brigand'''.'''''
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''(The scene transitions to [[Inigo]] and a [[brigand]]'''.''')''
   
 
: '''Inigo:''' Not today, rogue!
 
: '''Inigo:''' Not today, rogue!
 
: '''Brigand:''' Nraugh!
 
: '''Brigand:''' Nraugh!
: '''Inigo:''' All safe now, buttercup.
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: '''Inigo:''' All safe now, [[wikipedia: The Princess Bride|buttercup]].
 
: '''Maiden:''' I-Inigo?!
 
: '''Maiden:''' I-Inigo?!
 
: '''Inigo:''' The crying part is over, love. Now give us a smile. And perhaps a wink if a fellow can be greedy?
 
: '''Inigo:''' The crying part is over, love. Now give us a smile. And perhaps a wink if a fellow can be greedy?
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: '''Maiden:''' Of course, but...
 
: '''Maiden:''' Of course, but...
 
: '''Inigo:''' Then let us have no more frowns! A smile like yours is not a treasure to be locked in the king's dungeons! I'll meet you in town once I've sorted those pesky bandits. Perhaps then we can discuss my... reward. Ho ho!
 
: '''Inigo:''' Then let us have no more frowns! A smile like yours is not a treasure to be locked in the king's dungeons! I'll meet you in town once I've sorted those pesky bandits. Perhaps then we can discuss my... reward. Ho ho!
==Pre-Battle Dialogue==
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=== Pre-Battle Dialogue ===
 
: '''Chrom:''' Their hold is just ahead. It should be... Wait, what's that? Gods, that man is fighting them alone. Come, let's lend him a hand!
 
: '''Chrom:''' Their hold is just ahead. It should be... Wait, what's that? Gods, that man is fighting them alone. Come, let's lend him a hand!
   
==Recruiting Inigo==
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=== Recruiting Inigo ===
===Recruited by Olivia===
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==== Recruited by Olivia ====
 
:'''Olivia:''' Are... Are you all right?
 
:'''Olivia:''' Are... Are you all right?
 
:'''Inigo:''' ...GYAAARRGH!
 
:'''Inigo:''' ...GYAAARRGH!
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:'''Chrom:''' You all right?
 
:'''Chrom:''' You all right?
 
:'''Inigo:''' Me? Hah! It takes more than that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems?
 
:'''Inigo:''' Me? Hah! It takes more than that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems?
:'''Chrom:''' I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds. We came to deal with bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.
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:'''Chrom:''' I'm Chrom, leader of the [[Shepherds]]. We came to deal with bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.
:'''Inigo:''' Chrom?! Then you're Lucina's...
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:'''Inigo:''' Chrom?! Then you're [[Lucina]]'s...
 
:'''Chrom:''' What's that?
 
:'''Chrom:''' What's that?
 
:'''Inigo:''' ......
 
:'''Inigo:''' ......
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:'''Inigo:''' Er, but yes! We share a common foe, and I'm grateful for the help. Can I trust you to defend this place?
 
:'''Inigo:''' Er, but yes! We share a common foe, and I'm grateful for the help. Can I trust you to defend this place?
 
:'''Chrom:''' I don't know. What are you planning?
 
:'''Chrom:''' I don't know. What are you planning?
:'''Inigo:''' I aim to crush the rascals who make trouble for the village, naturally! And once the lot of them are sorted, it's off to tea with a beauty of the fields. Heh heh heh... Right then! If that's decided, I'll be on my way. Put the kettle on, snookums! I won't be long now!
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:'''Inigo:''' I aim to crush the rascals who make trouble for the [[village]], naturally! And once the lot of them are sorted, it's off to tea with a beauty of the fields. Heh heh heh... Right then! If that's decided, I'll be on my way. Put the kettle on, [[Chrom|snookums]]! I won't be long now!
 
:'''Chrom:''' He's nothing if not eager...
 
:'''Chrom:''' He's nothing if not eager...
 
:'''Inigo:''' Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmmm... That IS tempting.
 
:'''Inigo:''' Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmmm... That IS tempting.
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:'''Chrom:''' What? You, too?!
 
:'''Chrom:''' What? You, too?!
 
:'''Inigo:''' Then you've already met Lucina?!
 
:'''Inigo:''' Then you've already met Lucina?!
:'''Chrom:''' Yes, she's with us now.
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:'''Chrom:''' Yes, [[Of Sacred Blood|she's with us]] now.
:'''Inigo: '''Oh, good. She was so terribly eager to see you! Ah, but forgive me. I still haven't introduced myself. I am Inigo, Lucina's younger brother and a crown prince of Ylisse myself. If you need further proof, I bear a Brand in the opposite eye as Lucina.
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:'''Inigo: '''Oh, good. She was so terribly eager to see you! Ah, but forgive me. I still haven't introduced myself. I am Inigo, Lucina's younger brother and a crown prince of [[Ylisse]] myself. If you need further proof, I bear a [[Exalt|Brand]] in the opposite eye as Lucina.
 
:'''Chrom:''' Hmm...Yep. That's a Brand all right.
 
:'''Chrom:''' Hmm...Yep. That's a Brand all right.
 
:'''Inigo:''' Um, could I ask you to stop staring now? I get a bit...bashful.
 
:'''Inigo:''' Um, could I ask you to stop staring now? I get a bit...bashful.
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:'''Chrom:''' Oh gods. I raised a philanderer. ...Well, he seems content enough. Heh. A son. Who knew?
 
:'''Chrom:''' Oh gods. I raised a philanderer. ...Well, he seems content enough. Heh. A son. Who knew?
 
:'''Inigo:''' Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmm... That IS tempting...
 
:'''Inigo:''' Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmm... That IS tempting...
==Battle Dialogue==
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: '''Jamil:''' (upon being challenged) All who defy the will of Grima will be purged in the flames of destruction!
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=== Battle Dialogue ===
: '''Jamil:''' (upon being defeated) Lord Grima... Rain down...retribution...
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: '''[[Jamil (Awakening)|Jamil]]:''' ''(upon being challenged)'' All who defy the will of [[Grima (character)|Grima]] will be purged in the flames of destruction!
==Post-Battle Dialogue==
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: '''Jamil:''' ''(upon being defeated)'' Lord Grima... Rain down...retribution...
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=== Post-Battle Dialogue ===
 
: '''Chrom:''' That's the last of the bandits. The hold is reclaimed.
 
: '''Chrom:''' That's the last of the bandits. The hold is reclaimed.
: '''[[Frederick]]:''' The villagers will sleep better for our good works, milord.
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: '''[[Frederick]]:''' The [[Villager|villagers]] will sleep better for our good works, milord.
   
''If Inigo defeats any enemies''
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''(If Inigo defeats any enemies)''
   
 
: '''Maiden:''' I can't begin to thank you, good sir.
 
: '''Maiden:''' I can't begin to thank you, good sir.
 
: '''Chrom:''' Actually, Inigo did most of the heavy lifting on this one.
 
: '''Chrom:''' Actually, Inigo did most of the heavy lifting on this one.
: '''Maiden:''' He is so terribly brave... Part of me wishes I could have been there to witness it. Er, but yes. Please accept this gift from all the villagers.
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: '''Maiden:''' He is so terribly brave... Part of me wishes I could have been there to witness it. Er, but yes. Please accept this [[Elixir|gift]] [[Killing Edge|from]] [[Speedwing|all]] [[Bullion|us]] [[Hammerne|villagers]].
 
: '''Chrom:''' Your kindness flatters me. If bandits ever trouble you again, you need but call and we'll come running. Rebuilding a town is hard work, but I trust you'll be just fine.
 
: '''Chrom:''' Your kindness flatters me. If bandits ever trouble you again, you need but call and we'll come running. Rebuilding a town is hard work, but I trust you'll be just fine.
 
: '''Maiden:''' We'll do our best!
 
: '''Maiden:''' We'll do our best!
   
''Scene transitions to Inigo and Olivia.''
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''(Scene transitions to Inigo and Olivia)''
   
 
: '''Inigo:''' Um... Olivia? Might I have a moment?
 
: '''Inigo:''' Um... Olivia? Might I have a moment?
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: '''Inigo:''' Indeed. How does Inigo have your ring when there is only one in all the world? Unless it IS your ring and I brought it back from the future!
 
: '''Inigo:''' Indeed. How does Inigo have your ring when there is only one in all the world? Unless it IS your ring and I brought it back from the future!
 
: '''Olivia:''' What? You mean like Lucina...?
 
: '''Olivia:''' What? You mean like Lucina...?
: '''Inigo:''' Exactly. I knew my mother was a dancer you see. So I've been scouring the land looking for all the dancers I could find. Not the worst job in the world, mind. Heh heh heh... But now I've finally found you Mother! And my dancing is all the better for it!
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: '''Inigo:''' Exactly. I knew my mother was a [[dancer]] you see. So I've been scouring the land looking for all the dancers I could find. Not the worst job in the world, mind. Heh heh heh... But now I've finally found you Mother! And my dancing is all the better for it!
 
: '''Olivia:''' Oh! You dance?
 
: '''Olivia:''' Oh! You dance?
 
: '''Inigo:''' Er sort of, yes. That is to say, I try my best. But some people don't appreciate male dancers. Not that I care! I'm content to just shake my hips for the ladies.
 
: '''Inigo:''' Er sort of, yes. That is to say, I try my best. But some people don't appreciate male dancers. Not that I care! I'm content to just shake my hips for the ladies.
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: '''Chrom:''' Would you two stop it already? Now I'm the one who's getting embarrassed...
 
: '''Chrom:''' Would you two stop it already? Now I'm the one who's getting embarrassed...
   
''Scene transitions to Inigo.''
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(''Scene transitions to Inigo)''
   
 
: '''Inigo:''' At last, teatime has arrived!
 
: '''Inigo:''' At last, teatime has arrived!

Revision as of 15:12, September 12, 2017

Opening Dialogue

Avatar: *Huff, huff* Why do mountains... have to... be so steep?
Olivia: Here. Have some water.
Avatar: Thank you, Olivia. You're a lifesaver.
Olivia: Oh, hardly. I just flail around and pretend to dance, mostly. Anyway, I've started looking for new ways to be useful.
Avatar: Your dancing is spectacular! It never fails to pick me up.
Olivia: Ha! I dance like a ham someone rolled down the stairs. Just thinking of people watching me makes me cringe...
Chrom: We're near the bandit's camp, Avatar. They've ravaged surrounding towns with impunity for too long. It ends today.
Avatar: Right.

(The scene transitions to Inigo and a brigand.)

Inigo: Not today, rogue!
Brigand: Nraugh!
Inigo: All safe now, buttercup.
Maiden: I-Inigo?!
Inigo: The crying part is over, love. Now give us a smile. And perhaps a wink if a fellow can be greedy?
Maiden: Inigo, you stupid fool! That bandit you slew has---
Inigo: Dozens of friends who will be terribly cross with me? Aye. Worry not! I'll mop up the lot of them and be back in time for tea.
Maiden: You mustn't! They'll kill you!
Inigo: Ho ho! Don't be silly. I'd never let anyone ruin this perfect face. Surely you want them gone as well, yes? So that you may rebuild in peace?
Maiden: Of course, but...
Inigo: Then let us have no more frowns! A smile like yours is not a treasure to be locked in the king's dungeons! I'll meet you in town once I've sorted those pesky bandits. Perhaps then we can discuss my... reward. Ho ho!

Pre-Battle Dialogue

Chrom: Their hold is just ahead. It should be... Wait, what's that? Gods, that man is fighting them alone. Come, let's lend him a hand!

Recruiting Inigo

Recruited by Olivia

Olivia: Are... Are you all right?
Inigo: ...GYAAARRGH!
Olivia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Wh-what's wrong?!
Inigo: S-sorry! ...Sorry. You just surprised me.
Olivia: I'd say we're even on that count!
Inigo: I shouldn't have shouted, but... Er, yes. Can we please start over? ...Ahem! It was your ravishing beauty that caught me so off guard, milady!
Olivia: I don't quite know how to reply to that.
Inigo: Er, please don't look at me so...intently. It makes me terribly bashful.
Olivia: What?! W-wait! Don't go! Drat he's gone. He totally stole my line, too. Still it's weird, I didn't have a problem talking to him. Maybe his shyness countered my own?
Inigo: Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmmm... That IS tempting.

Recruited by Chrom

Chrom: You all right?
Inigo: Me? Hah! It takes more than that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems?
Chrom: I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds. We came to deal with bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.
Inigo: Chrom?! Then you're Lucina's...
Chrom: What's that?
Inigo: ......
Chrom: What?
Inigo: P-please don't stare at me like that. I get so...terribly shy.
Chrom: Aren't you the one who's been staring at me? And why did that line seem so familiar?
Inigo: Er, but yes! We share a common foe, and I'm grateful for the help. Can I trust you to defend this place?
Chrom: I don't know. What are you planning?
Inigo: I aim to crush the rascals who make trouble for the village, naturally! And once the lot of them are sorted, it's off to tea with a beauty of the fields. Heh heh heh... Right then! If that's decided, I'll be on my way. Put the kettle on, snookums! I won't be long now!
Chrom: He's nothing if not eager...
Inigo: Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmmm... That IS tempting.

Recruited by Chrom (as father)

Chrom: You all right?
Inigo: Me? Hah! It takes more then that to wound a rogue this charming! Now then, who are you? Not an enemy, it seems.
Chrom: I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds. We came to deal with the bandits, so it appears our purpose is shared.
Inigo: Chrom?! Then you...You're my father.
Chrom: What? You, too?!
Inigo: Then you've already met Lucina?!
Chrom: Yes, she's with us now.
Inigo: Oh, good. She was so terribly eager to see you! Ah, but forgive me. I still haven't introduced myself. I am Inigo, Lucina's younger brother and a crown prince of Ylisse myself. If you need further proof, I bear a Brand in the opposite eye as Lucina.
Chrom: Hmm...Yep. That's a Brand all right.
Inigo: Um, could I ask you to stop staring now? I get a bit...bashful.
Chrom: Ah, right. Sorry.
Inigo: Aha ha! Not to worry. Now, then. It's back into the fray with me, Father. Then it's off for tea with a farm girl! ...And perhaps a bit more. Don't wait up! Aha ha ha!
Chrom: Oh gods. I raised a philanderer. ...Well, he seems content enough. Heh. A son. Who knew?
Inigo: Well, then. I should think five kills would be enough to impress a simple village girl. Though six might earn me a sweet kiss... Hmm... That IS tempting...

Battle Dialogue

Jamil: (upon being challenged) All who defy the will of Grima will be purged in the flames of destruction!
Jamil: (upon being defeated) Lord Grima... Rain down...retribution...

Post-Battle Dialogue

Chrom: That's the last of the bandits. The hold is reclaimed.
Frederick: The villagers will sleep better for our good works, milord.

(If Inigo defeats any enemies)

Maiden: I can't begin to thank you, good sir.
Chrom: Actually, Inigo did most of the heavy lifting on this one.
Maiden: He is so terribly brave... Part of me wishes I could have been there to witness it. Er, but yes. Please accept this gift from all us villagers.
Chrom: Your kindness flatters me. If bandits ever trouble you again, you need but call and we'll come running. Rebuilding a town is hard work, but I trust you'll be just fine.
Maiden: We'll do our best!

(Scene transitions to Inigo and Olivia)

Inigo: Um... Olivia? Might I have a moment?
Olivia: Wh-what? With me? Why?! ...Wait how did you know my name?
Inigo: A little bird tweeted it out. So is that a yes?
Olivia: Um, all right, I guess.
Inigo: ...Er, yes. You see... What I mean to say is... Goodness, this is much harder than chatting up other girls I've met. I suppose it would be quickest to just show you this...
Olivia: M-my ring? But... I'm wearing it! How did you...?
Inigo: Indeed. How does Inigo have your ring when there is only one in all the world? Unless it IS your ring and I brought it back from the future!
Olivia: What? You mean like Lucina...?
Inigo: Exactly. I knew my mother was a dancer you see. So I've been scouring the land looking for all the dancers I could find. Not the worst job in the world, mind. Heh heh heh... But now I've finally found you Mother! And my dancing is all the better for it!
Olivia: Oh! You dance?
Inigo: Er sort of, yes. That is to say, I try my best. But some people don't appreciate male dancers. Not that I care! I'm content to just shake my hips for the ladies.
Olivia: Oh, don't listen to them! I think it's wounderful. I'd... love to watch you dance sometime.
Inigo: N-no! Impossible! I'd be far too embarrassed for that! Besides, I'd rather watch you dance.
Olivia: What?! N-no! I couldn't possibly!
Inigo: I'm shyer than you are, Mother!
Olivia: You are not!
Inigo: ......
Olivia: ......
Chrom: Would you two stop it already? Now I'm the one who's getting embarrassed...

(Scene transitions to Inigo)

Inigo: At last, teatime has arrived!
Chrom: We're leaving, Inigo.
Inigo: What, right now? B-but... teatime!
Chrom: War is hell, Inigo. Now come with us or be left behind.
Inigo: Fine, fine! I'm coming. ...I suppose there'll be more buttercups blooming along the road ahead.
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