Ghostly Gold/Script

Opening Dialogue (Male Corrin)[]

(At a forest in midnight)

Lloyd: Hey, Bro. I'm beat! We can't keep doin' this! We're not strong enough!

Llewelyn: Yeah! We gotta find some other sap to pawn this off on─somebody ripped! ...Hey. Do you see what I see?

Lloyd: My fingernails need trimmin'?

Llewelyn: No, ya big dummy. Over there! A gang of brawny folk just rolled up. Look at 'em!

Lloyd: Say...do ya think they know someone who can help us?

Llewelyn: I think THEY are gonna help us. ...Hey, you! Leader of the burly people!

Corrin: I'm sorry. Are you talking to...me?

Llewelyn: Yeah, you! What's wrong?! You got gunk in your ears?

Corrin: No. ...How may I help you?

Lloyd: We look after these here ruins, and somebody's been raidin' our temple.

Corrin: This place is sacred to you?

Llewelyn: Yup. It may not look like much now. All that's left are stones. Well, stones and buried treasure. Heh heh...

Lloyd: Looters sneak in and tear up the place with their axes and shovels.

Corrin: That's terrible! I bet they're destroying all the artifacts! Excuse me for saying this, but why don't you stand guard and catch them?

Llewelyn: Us?! Not a chance. Lloyd's got a derelict consternation.

Corrin: I think you mean a "delicate constitution."

Llewelyn: Thst's what I said! He'll have nightmares for a month!

Corrin: I see. Well, I won't let a sacred place be defiled like that. My friends and I will help.

Lloyd: D'oh, thanks! You're the best.

Corrin: We'll set up a watch.

Llewelyn: Good. Oh, and they always come real late at night. You'll want to stay up 'til dawn.

Corrin: What?! All night?!

Llewelyn: Yup! Well, off to bed! Lloyd and I better get in our jammies! We'll sleep good tonight!

(In the morning)

Corrin: *yawn* Morning at last! I thought the sun would never come up! I know we promised to keep watch, but I'm not sure how much help we were. I didn't hear so much as a peep! What about you, Felicia? See anyone suspicious?

Felicia: Zzzzz... Zzzzz...

Corrin: ...Felicia? Felicia! Wake up!

Felicia: Ahhh! ...h! I mean─Lord Corrin! Can I help you?

Corrin: You didn't see anything out of the ordinary last night, did you?

Felicia: No, I didn't see anything!

Corrin: Well, I believe that...since you were ASLEEP!

Felicia: ...I w-was not!

Corrin: Felicia, you're a terrible liar! At least wipe the drool off your face first! ...But the truth is, I didn't see anything either. Wait! Did you hear that?!

Felicia: Someone's here! What should we do? It sounds like digging! Do you think they're after the treasure?!

Corrin: I don't know! How'd they get inside?

Felicia: They couldn't have slipped past us! We would have seen them!

Corrin: Some of us would have. *ahem* Those of us who were AWAKE!

Felicia: I told you─I didn't sleep a wink! I would've seen someone sneaking past me!

Corrin: Mmmhmm...if you say so. Well, let's have a look. Come on!

Felicia: Ok! I'm coming!

(At the ruins)

Corrin: There they are! ...But th-those aren't looters. They're g-ghosts! No wonder we didn't see them! They came up through the spring.

Felicia: I can't believe ghosts would raid this temple and destroy the ruins!

Corrin: Come on! It's time for us to clean house!

Felicia: All right! Let me at 'em! It's a good thing I got all that shut-eye last night! I'm ready to go!

Corrin: I knew it! You were asleep! Well, we better hurry! The ghosts are stealing all of the treasure! We've got to get that gold back before those ghosts disappear!

Opening Dialogue (Female Corrin)[]

(At a forest in midnight)

Lloyd: Hey, Bro. I'm beat! We can't keep doin' this! We're not strong enough!

Llewelyn: Yeah! We gotta find some other sap to pawn this off on─somebody ripped! ...Hey. Do you see what I see?

Lloyd: My fingernails need trimmin'?

Llewelyn: No, ya big dummy. Over there! A gang of brawny folk just rolled up. Look at 'em!

Lloyd: Say...do ya think they know someone who can help us?

Llewelyn: I think THEY are gonna help us. ...Hey, you! Leader of the burly people!

Corrin: I'm sorry. Are you talking to...me?

Llewelyn: Yeah, you! What's wrong?! You got gunk in your ears?

Corrin: No. ...How may I help you?

Lloyd: We look after these here ruins, and somebody's been raidin' our temple.

Corrin: This place is sacred to you?

Llewelyn: Yup. It may not look like much now. All that's left are stones. Well, stones and buried treasure. Heh heh...

Lloyd: Looters sneak in and tear up the place with their axes and shovels.

Corrin: That's terrible! I bet they're destroying all the artifacts! Excuse me for asking this, but why don't you stand guard and catch them?

Llewelyn: Us?! Not a chance. Lloyd's got a derelict consternation.

Corrin: I think you mean a "delicate constitution."

Llewelyn: That's what I said! He'll have nightmares for a month!

Corrin: I see. Well, I won't let a sacred place be defiled like that. My friends and I will help.

Lloyd: D'oh, thanks! You're the best.

Corrin: We'll set up a watch.

Llewelyn: Good. Oh, and they always come real late at night. You'll want to stay up 'til dawn.

Corrin: What?! All night?!

Llewelyn: Yup! Well, off to bed! Lloyd and I better get in our jammies! We'll sleep good tonight!

(In the morning)

Corrin: *yawn* Morning at last! I thought the sun would never come up! I know we promised to keep watch, but I'm not sure how much help we were. I didn't hear so much as a peep! What about you, Jakob? See anyone suspicious?

Jakob: Zzzzz... Zzzzz...

Corrin: ...Jakob? Jakob! Wake up!

Jakob: I beg your pardon, milady. There's no need to shout.

Corrin: You were asleep!

Jakob: I most certainly was not!

Corrin: You didn't see anything out of the ordinary last night, did you?

Jakob: I did not see a soul.

Corrin: Well, I believe that...since you were ASLEEP! ...But the truth is, I didn't see anything either. Wait! Did you hear that?!

Jakob: Yes! I hear faint digging noises. Do you think someone's searching for treasure?

Corrin: I don't know! How'd they get inside?

Jakob: Well keep vigil all night! No one could have slipped past us! We would have seen them!

Corrin: Some of us would have. *ahem* Those of us who were AWAKE!

Jakob: Milady, fear you are mistaken. I did not sleep a wink!

Corrin: Mmmhmm...if you say so. Well, let's have a look. Come on!

Jakob: I'm coming, milady!

(At the ruins)

Corrin: There they are! ...But th-those aren't looters. They're g-ghosts! No wonder we didn't see them! They came up through the spring.

Jakob: How troubling that ghosts would raid this temple and destroy the ruins!

Corrin: Come on! It's time for us to clean house!

Jakob: Allow me, milady. You look a bit tired. I shall defend you and these ruins! It is a good thing I snuck in that nap.

Corrin: I knew it! You were asleep! Well, we better hurry! The ghosts are stealing all of the treasure! We've got to get that gold back before those ghosts disappear!

Battle Quotes[]

Corrin[]

“I'm SO tired! I can hardly see straight! Who are you? *squint* Felicia/Jakob? AHHHH! You're NOT Felicia/Jakob! You're a ghost! I won't let you escape!”
—Corrin's pre-battle quote

Azura[]

“Goodness. I tried to stay up last night, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. Now, I wish I had slept. Ghosts? I never expected such a rude awakening!”
—Azura's pre-battle quote.

Felicia[]

“I don't want Lord/Lady Corrin to know, but I had an amazing dream last night! I was flying! I can't wait to finish up here, so I can get back to sleep!”
—Felicia's pre-battle quote.

Jakob[]

“I do hope Lord/Lady Corrin didn't tell everyone I fell asleep last night... My dream was most disturbing! I went into battle in a state of undress!”
—Jakob's pre-battle quote.

Silas[]

“I'm so tired! I tried every trick in the book. Drinking coffee...jumping jacks...Licking a toad. ...That last one's not real, is it? They were messing with me!”
—Silas' pre-battle quote.

Kaze[]

“Some of my comrades dozed off last night, but not I. I find it difficult to fall asleep without my favorite pillow.”
—Kaze's pre-battle quote.

Mozu[]

“The best recipe for a good night's sleep is an honest days work. Greedy little ghosts! No wonder they can't find any rest!”
—Mozu's pre-battle quote.

Shura[]

“When you're on the move like me, you learn to sneak in naps when you can. I've slept in caves, under rocks, but I draw the line at haunted ruins!”
—Shura's pre-battle quote.

Ryoma[]

“I stayed up all night waiting for this! A true warrior doesn't need sleep...or breakfast...or his morning coffee. Grr!”
—Ryoma's pre-battle quote.

Hinoka[]

“I am NOT sleepy, I repeat, I am NOT sl— Zzz...zzz Wha—?! Where are the ghosts! Let me at 'em!”
—Hinoka's pre-battle quote.

Takumi[]

“Unlike some of these morons, a few of my friends and I took turns sleeping. Uh...hello?! Not all of us need to keep watch at the same time!”
—Takumi's pre-battle quote.

Sakura[]

“I was s-so sleepy this morning. I spilled coffee all over myself...and the people sitting next to me! I'm sorry! I'll clean up right after this!”
—Sakura's pre-battle quote.

Saizo[]

“All these whiners are so pathetic! A few sleepless nights won't kill you. A ninja like me can stay awake five days straight. ...Go on. Ask me how I know!”
—Saizo's pre-battle quote.

Kagero[]

“Last night, I dozed off for a second and had the most horrible nightmare! I dreamt I slept through this battle and missed the opportunity to slay you!”
—Kagero's pre-battle quote.

Azama[]

“Am I tired? Ha! I've learned the art of sleeping on the fly. Like right now, for instance. I just dozed off, and you have no idea!”
—Azama's pre-battle quote.

Setsuna[]

“Were we supposed to stay up? I went to bed early. I figured if something happened, they'd wake me...and if not... *shrug*”
—Setsuna's pre-battle quote.

Hinata[]

“I love the smell of battle before breakfast! Then again... I love the smell of breakfast! Oh, man. Eggs and bacon! Let's hurry this up!”
—Hinata's pre-battle quote

Oboro[]

“I was so tired, I put my kimono on backward... Now it's turned into a fashion trend! Everyone looks so ridiculous!”
—Oboro's pre-battle quote.

Hana[]

“If you expect me to be tired, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Who needs sleep?! I used those eight hours to practice my victory dance!”
—Hana's pre-battle quote.

Subaki[]

“Staying awake was no trouble. As you know, someone like me never tires! ...Zzz...zzz... OH! What's happening?! Pardon me, I was just resting my eyes.”
—Subaki's pre-battle quote

Hayato[]

“Yeah, so I fell asleep. Big deal! I wish everyone would shut up about it! One more joke about my bedtime and it's gonna be lights out!”
—Hayato's pre-battle quote.

Kaden[]

“I don't get why everyone's so sleepy this morning. I slept great! I just curled up in a cozy little ball and nodded right off! It was awesome!”
—Kaden's pre-battle quote.

Orochi[]

“Everyone was pretty adorable trying to say awake last night— Pinching and slapping each other silly! It was a good warm-up for today!”
—Orochi's pre-battle quote.

Rinkah[]

“Heh! Some people had a hard time staying up last night. I showed them! A couple of firm slaps woke them right up! Come here. I'll demonstrate.”
—Rinkah's pre-battle quote.

Yukimura[]

“Hmm...so you waited until we were dead tired before you decided to strike. I have to admit—it's a good plan! But we have something called caffeine.”
—Yukimura's pre-battle quote

Reina[]

“I never sleep on the eve before a battle. I am much too busy picturing my enemy's sure and certain death!”
—Reina's pre-battle quote.

Scarlet[]

“Being up this early has it's advantages. That was the best sunrise I've seen! OK. To tell you the truth, that was the ONLY sunrise I've seen. I sleep in!”
—Scarlet's pre-battle quote.

Xander[]

“Fascinating! A treasure so enticing even ghosts want it! Hmm... I wonder what else ghosts like. How would they feel about a nice warm bed?”
—Xander's pre-battle quote.

Camilla[]

“Thanks to you, my darling Corrin didn't sleep a wink and neither did I! Now I am in a MOOD, so forgive me if I make this hurt.”
—Camilla's pre-battle quote.

Leo[]

“These ghosts shall learn what happens when I miss out on a full eight hours! The next person to call me "grouchy pants" will suffer. Inconsiderate fools!”
—Leo's pre-battle quote.

Elise[]

“I tried to stay awake last night, but the next thing I knew, it was morning! I'm going to drink three cups of coffee and try again tonight! Heehee!”
—Elise's pre-battle quote.

Arthur[]

“Hmm...I am so tired, I must use extra caution around these fiends! I have not fallen into a hole yet, but the day is young!”
—Arthur's pre-battle quote

Effie[]

“It's time to put this ghosts to bed! As soon as we're done with that, I think I'll take a little snooze myself.”
—Effie's pre-battle quote.

Odin[]

“Cursed ghost! I can feel the power draining out of me! My eyelids are pulled down by dreadful magic! ...Or maybe I'm just tired.”
—Odin's pre-battle quote.

Niles[]

“Last night was a cinch for me. I always sleep with one eye open. You never know whose grabby little hands might end up in your pockets!”
—Niles' pre-battle quote.

Laslow[]

“My, my! All nighters are rough—even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that pillow talk? I heard such fascinating secrets!”
— Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Peri[]

“Listen here, ghosts. I've got one word for you! Boohoohoo! *sniffle* When I don't get enough sleep, I'm so emotional! Wah!”
—Peri's pre-battle quote.

Selena[]

“I can't believe I stayed up all night just to catch you losers! UGH! I didn't even have time to fix my hair this morning, so let's hurry this up!”
—Selena's pre-battle quote.

Beruka[]

“My last stakeout lasted three weeks. Staying up for one night is child's play! All right, ghosts. It's time to say good night!”
—Beruka's pre-battle quote.

Nyx[]

“Lousy ghosts! Why don't you come back tomorrow? My body's young, but I'm not! I'd be a lot peppier if you'd just reschedule.”
—Nyx's pre-battle quote.

Charlotte[]

“Look who's here! The little meanies we've been waiting for! YOU JERKS! You made me stay up ALL NIGHT. I didn't get any beauty sleep!”
—Charlotte's pre-battle quote.

Benny[]

“I know some people fell asleep last night but not me! I was t-too scared! People were telling ghost stories, and this morning, they all came true!”
—Benny's pre-battle quote.

Keaton[]

“Come back here, you ghost! Thanks to you, everyone now knows I snore! Oh, you think that's funny, do you? A wolf who sounds like a pig?!”
—Keaton's pre-battle quote.

Flora[]

“Oh, you poor little ghost. Are you sleepy too? You got up so early. HMPH! Well, don't worry. I'm about to put you to sleep for good!”
—Flora's pre-battle quote.

Gunter[]

“At my age, night watch isn't as easy as it once was. But I will not make excuses! I am— Zzzzzz... Huh?! Pardon me. Let's go!”
—Gunter's pre-battle quote.

Izana[]

“Ah, here we go! I had a sneaking suspicion you'd show up at dawn. Heehee! I kept it hush-hush, because I never miss a slumber party!”
—Izana's pre-battle quote.

Fuga[]

“A warrior must train his body to do as he asks even when he's tired. If only he could train his mouth not to have morning breath”
—Fuga's pre-battle quote.

Kana[]

“Mama/Papa sent me to bed last night, and I missed out on all the fun! Will you come back tomorrow so I can try again? Pretty, pretty please!”
—Kana's pre-battle quote.

Shigure[]

“Last night, I was singing to keep myself awake... But I should've picked another song! My lullaby put everyone to sleep!”
—Shigure's pre-battle quote.

Dwyer[]

“Give me a break. I can't believe I got dragged into this mess! Do you know how hard it is to make coffee for everyone on zero sleep?!”
—Dwyer's pre-battle quote.

Sophie[]

“Zzz... zzz... Hmm... those fuzzy things look like cotton candy. Yum! *gasps* Wake up, Sophie! Those are ghosts!”
—Sophie's pre-battle quote.

Midori[]

“Everyone is SO tired, but no one will try my energy drink! Hmph! It doesn't smell THAT bad. Besides, all that worm juice is full of protein!”
—Midori's pre-battle quote.

Shiro[]

“I'm so embarrassed! I set down my lance for a second and dozed off. They said I talked in my sleep, but no one will tell me what I said!”
—Shiro's pre-battle quote.

Kiragi[]

“Staying up last night was so much fun! I wish we could do that all the time! Well...most of us, anyway. There are a couple of real grouches in this army!”
—Kiragi's pre-battle quote.

Asugi[]

“Got any sweets on ya? *yawn* I could use a little sugar rush to wake me up. No? Too bad. ...I'm gonna finish here, and then I'm off to have sweet dreams!”
—Asugi's pre-battle quote.

Selkie[]

“Will you play with me? I was so excited, I stayed up all night waiting for you! Hm. I'm not sure why everyone else was awake. Maybe they were excited too?”
—Selkie's pre-battle quote.

Hisame[]

“I don't have anything weird in my hair, do I? Not that you'd tell me! I dozed off last night, and I just know someone played a prank on me!”
—Hisame's pre-battle quote.

Mitama[]

“Stay awake all night?! / O what a terrible plan! / Sleep over treasure! I KNOW it's not my best poem, but you try being inspired at 4 in the morning!”
—Mitama's pre-battle quote.

Caeldori[]

“I was doing so well, but I fell asleep in the wee hours of the morning! Next time, I'll bring a romance novel. They always keep me up far too late!”
—Caeldori's pre-battle quote.

Rhajat[]

“It doesn't take much dark magic for me to stay awake all night. But I guess you ghosts knew that already. You never sleep, do you?”
—Rhajat's pre-battle quote.

Siegbert[]

“The enemy arrives--at last! I doubt I could keep my eyes open much longer. No, that's not a pillow crease on my cheek! I stayed up all night, I swear!”
—Siegbert's pre-battle quote.

Forrest[]

“I'm SO done with this! I cannot go another night sleeping on the ground! I'm covered in wrinkles, and don't even get me started on the dirt in my hair!”
—Forrest's pre-battle quote.

Ignatius[]

“Why did it have to be g-ghosts?! *sigh* I was going to go to bed after this, but now I'll have nightmares!”
—Ignatius' pre-battle quote.

Velouria[]

“I've always been nocturnal, so keeping watch wasn't hard for me. But I'm SO disappointed! These ghosts have the worst taste in treasure!”
—Velouria's pre-battle quote.

Percy[]

“You guys should let me handle this. I don't need much sleep—just ask Pop. He's always saying, "Percy, for the love of justice, give me five more minutes!”
—Percy's pre-battle quote.

Ophelia[]

“Last night, the twinkling stars carried me off to a land of slumber... Now the only thing brighter than my eyes is that glittering pile of gold!”
—Ophelia's pre-battle quote.

Soleil[]

“Awww! I drifted off last night and overslept! I barely got dressed in time! I almost showed up here without my clothes on!”
—Soleil's pre-battle quote.

Nina[]

“A thief always works under the cover of darkness. Staying up was easy for me. Not so for my friends. I just watched someone run smack-dab into a wall!”
—Nina's pre-battle quote.

Anna[]

“What do you think this is? A 24 hour convenience store?! I don't mind opening the shop a little early, but only for customers who pay!”
—Anna's pre-battle quote.

Closing Dialogue (Male Corrin)[]

Corrin: Whew! Now that's all taken care of, we can finally head to bed. But first, we've gotta do something with all this gold!

Felicia: Whoa. Those ghosts were greedy! Well, I'm sure they won't miss a few small coins!

Corrin: Felicia, put that back! We're returning every last piece to the people guarding the ruins!

Felicia: It was worth a try.

Llewelyn: Hey, tough guys! Thanks for scaring off those looters!

Lloyd: D'oh, thanks! We owe ya one.

Corrin: No problem! I'm just glad we were able to get rid of those ghosts for you.

Llewelyn: Huh. Where'd all these round, shiny things come from? They kinda look like gold coins.

Corrin: The ghosts were stealing the treasure beneath the ruins. Now, it belongs to you.

Lloyd: Say...I've got an idea! How 'bout you take this gold as a reward? You guys stayed up all night protecting the ruins! We oughtta give you something!

Felicia: OK! That sounds great!

Corrin: I think Felicia is trying to say is, "We couldn't possibly accept this gold!"

Llewelyn: Lloyd's right. We'll be sleepin' like babies. This gold's our way of sayin' thanks. Heh...

Lloyd: Yeah. Go ahead. It's all yours.

Corrin: Wow. That's very generous of you. I feel bad... But I promise it will go to a worthy cause. We'll use it to build a better future.

Llewelyn: Just promise us, if those ghosts come back, you'll help us again.

Lloyd: We can always use someone to help us keep watch. Haha!

Corrin: I think we're done with all-nighters for a while! ...Look at the time! We've gotta run!

Lloyd: Do you think we shoulda told 'em the treasure's cursed? Last time you touched that gold, you had bad breath for a week!

Llewelyn: Nah. They'll figure it out. Heh heh...

Closing Dialogue (Female Corrin)[]

Corrin: Whew! Now that's all taken care of, we can finally head to bed. But first, we've gotta do something with all the gold!

Jakob: Oh! That is quite a pile, isn't it? Well, no person should be burdened with such a heavy load. I'll just take a few─

Corrin: Jakob, put that back! We're returning every last piece to the people guarding the ruins!

Jakob: Pardon me, milady. How right you are!