Event TileEdit

  • "Teach just did 10 sit-ups and didn't even break a sweat. Oh yeah!" (exp)
  • "Huh? A present from one of ol' Vaike's fans? How thoughtful!" (receive item)
  • "Teach worked in a little practice. ...Not that it's needed!" (weapon exp)

Relationship TileEdit

Asking - NormalEdit

  • "Hey, so what do ya dream of doin' one day?" (dreams)
  • "So, whaddya do to kill time? You're hardly ever around camp." (free time)
  • "Hey, you look like you're in good spirits! Just finish some secret trainin'?" (happy)
  • "Nice work out there! You and Teach should partner up for the next fight." (team up)

Replying - NormalEdit

  • "Well, nothin', really. The Vaike is already master of all!" (dreams)
  • "Nah. Teach is happy because he...Er, his friend managed to bring a weapon for once." (happy)
  • "The Vaike strives for greater perfection, of course. All role models should!" (free time)
  • "Who is the Vaike to say no? If it's combat genius ya want, I'm your man." (team up)

Asking - MarriedEdit

  • "You're a knockout, (name), ya know that? Ain't no luckier man alive!" (compliment)
  • "Gods, I love you, (name)! I swear we're made for each other!" (love)
  • " (Name), promise you'll stay safe. "Vaike the Widower" hardly inspires fear." (Promise)
  • "Whatcha got there, (Name)? Don't try to hide it. The Vaike sees all!" (Gift)

Replying - MarriedEdit

  • "Pfft, relax. You could toss me off a cliff and the ground would be lucky to survive!" (promise)
  • "Well, I love you more! See? There's no battle Ol' Vaike can lose." (love)
  • "Aw, ya ruined it! It's the hair ornament ya wanted, I was gonna surprise ya..." (Gift)
  • "For serious?! I...I mean, of course Teach is aware of his manly charms!" (Compliment)

Asking - ChildEdit

  • "Hey, kid. Wanna go a round with your old man? Want Teach to teach ya?" (train)
  • "You know, kiddo, if you need anything, Dad's more than happy to snag it for ya." (gift)
  • "Hey, kiddo. What was the future like? I bet Vaike Junior was the talk of the town!" (story)
  • "You okay, (Name)? Your old man's seen Risen with more spark in their eyes." (Concern)

Replying - ChildEdit

  • "You're on! Ain't no way in a million dozen years you'll out-Vaike your old man!" (train)
  • "What? Ya don't know? The Vaike is a household name! Born to Brawl? Selected to Shepherd? Surely those names stood the test of time! Our family teaches Chrom's everything they know! It's tradition! ...Starting right now." (story)
  • "How 'bout a statue of Ol' Vaike I can put right in the middle of Ylisstol's courtyard?" (Gift)
  • "Pfft, don't worry about your old man. ...Wait, are you checkin' up on me?" (Concern)

Level UpEdit

  • "I am invincible!" (6+ stats up)
  • "Heh! The Vaike just got a lot Vaiker!" (4-5 stats up)
  • "Anyone wanna touch my muscles?" (2-3 stats up)
  • "Hmph. Teach just didn't want you all to feel bad." (0-1 stat up)
  • "Hot damn! The Vaike can get no stronger!" (0-1 stat up, most stats capped)

Class ChangeEdit

  • "Watch Teach take you through the motions."


  • "You need Teach to walk you through shopping basics?" (buying)
  • "Anything the Vaike touched should fetch a good price!" (selling)
  • "You can forge weapons, but you can't forge the Vaike." (forging)



  • "Hmm, maybe 'You can't spell 'victory' without 'Vaike'!' Oh yeah, I like that one..." (misc)
  • "The Vaike never has an off day, but today he's definitely having an 'onner' day." (surge)

Greetings - NormalEdit

  • "Good morning, Robin! Come kick back with Teach." (morning)
  • "Hey, Robin! Here to break with the Vaike?" (midday)
  • "Evenin', Robin! Teach knows when to take a break." (evening)
  • "Robin, it's getting late. But the Vaike NEVER sleeps." (night)
  • "Heard it's your birthday, Robin! 'Grats!" (birthday)

Greetings - MarriedEdit

  • "Hello, Robin! The Vaike is on fire this morning!" (morning)
  • "Hello, Robin! Teach is having a phenomenal day." (midday)
  • "Hello, Robin! The Vaike reigns supreme after sunset." (evening)
  • "Hello, Robin! Teach knows when it's time to hit the hay." (night)
  • "Heard it's your birthday, Robin! 'Grats!" (birthday)


A rough-hewn Shepherd with a loud personality and far more confidence than his ability warrants. He sees himself as exemplary and reverently refers to himself in the third person. The best at misplacing things. Born on December 26th.

Help DescriptionEdit

A scatterbrained Shepherd who insists he's in control.


“This has gotta be the first time I've ever rated someone else first! Is this... love? The Vaike is STUNNED!”
—Vaike's confession quote.

Final ChapterEdit

“On your feet, soldier! Don’t make ol’ Teach give ya a lecture!”
—Vaike's final chapter quote.
“Yes! We won! We won! We... Uh, hey--has anyone seen my axe?”
—Vaike's quote after Grima was defeated by Chrom
“Yeah, Robin! The Vaike swore to make ya happy for all time! Ya don't get to bail out early.”
—Vaike reassuring Robin for their choice if he is her husband.
“Robin has gotta be out there somewhere... How do I know? Hey, you don't question the Vaike!”
—Vaike's quote after Robin's sacrifice of killing Grima

DLC Pre-BattleEdit

The Golden Gaffe Pre-BattleEdit

“The Vaike doesn't save money, so I got no quarrel with you. The Vaike's friends, on the other hand? They kinda want you dead. And ol' Teach leaves no plea unanswered!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

EXPonential Growth Pre-BattleEdit

“Does no one find it strange that there are so many corpses waddling around? Er, not that the Vaike can't handle it. The Vaike can handle anything. We'll see who puts more of you back in the ground: Chrom or ol' Teach!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Infinite Regalia Pre-BattleEdit

“Hey! Deadlord! You don't look so dead to me! Maybe you need Teach to give ya a few pointers? Don't worry, you'll be dead like a pro in no time. Har har!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Death's Embrace Pre-BattleEdit

“Teach has hacked up lots of corpses, but you're not like the others, are ya? You deserve a clean death...and a quick one. Ugh, I can already tell this victory ain't gonna go down smooth...”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Five-Anna Firefight Pre-BattleEdit

“Ouch! The Vaike—oof!—does not fight well in—aieee!—hot places! Still, I can't be whinin' like a baby while the others are pullin' their weight. ...C'mon, you roast Risen! Let's see if ya got any pink in the middle!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Roster Rescue Pre-BattleEdit

“The Vaike isn't afraid of this cloak-and-dagger nonsense. You want to know a dirty secret? I'll tell you a dirty secret: the Vaike doesn't HAVE any secrets! Har har!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Summer Scramble Pre-BattleEdit

“The rumors are true, pal. The Vaike thrives in the blazin' summer sun! But too bad for you, I ain't here for fun and games. When I'm through with you, you'll be sleepin' with the fishes!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Hot-Spring Scramble Pre-BattleEdit

“Ooh! The water temperature's just the way Teach likes it—nice and hot. I hereby dub this spring...Lake Vaike! Now get outta my lake so I can finish my bath and get on with dinner!”
—Vaike's pre-battle quote.

Battle QuotesEdit

Support BoostEdit

  • "Right behind ya!"
  • "I gotcha!"
  • "Knock 'em silly!"
  • "Don't you give up!"
  • "Teach is watching!"
  • "Enter the Vaike!"
  • "Ready to shine?"
  • "Look alive!"
  • "Who goes first?"

Dual StrikeEdit

  • "Learn your lesson!"
  • "It's Vaike time!"
  • "Free for all!"
  • "My turn!"

Dual GuardEdit

  • "Thank me later!"
  • "Not this time!"

Defeated EnemyEdit

  • "Yeah, I rule!"
  • "Class dismissed!"
  • "Anyone else?"

Partner Defeated EnemyEdit

  • "I coulda done that!"
  • "What? Dead already?!"
  • "Thanks!"


  • "Looks like Teach just got tenure!"
  • "That's enough back-talk!"
  • "Just you and me!"
  • "You want some?!"


“GAR! Vaike the Mighty...falls at last... C-Chrom...take up the torch...”
—Vaike's death quote (classic mode)
“Ogre's teeth! Not even ol' Teach can keep fightin' in this state... Oww...”
—Vaike's retreat quote (casual mode)
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